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 How do they say "Merry Christmas" in Australian?
What did Adam say on Christmas night?
"It's Christmas, Eve".
by Cherise
What did santa say to his 3 daughters?
ho!ho!ho!
By Natalie and Melinda Z What did Santa
say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Looks like rain, dear.
Peace,
Intern Pastor Wendolyn What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus
travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £5
note lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??
Santa of course, the other two don't exist! 
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad! What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?
Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."
There once was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his
house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says
to his wife, "Look honey. It's raining."
She, being the obstinate type, responded," I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."
But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife," Let's step outside and we'll find out."
Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"  What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel) What do you get if
Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A Crisp Cringle Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log. What do you call Santa with
no money?
St. Nickel-less
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